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2 (The Fix-Up) - GEORGE: I don't want hope

My dream is to become hopeless. “The Fix Up”

George contemplates existence.

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(The Fix-UP) - [Kramer walks in just as this argument begins to turn into a slap fight, and gets in the middle.] KRAMER: Hey hey, all right, hey hey, ...

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I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick, lustrous hair is

10 (The Fix-Up) - CYNTHIA: What does he do? ELAINE

Jerry and Elaine make their matchmaker case.

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(The Fix-up) JERRY: Get your finger out of my face.

I'm engaged to this woman? She doesn't even like ...

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... the show is Newman, a chubby mailman, friend of Kramer, and, almost always, nemesis of Jerry. Other sources of comedy appear in the form of the parents ...

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A brilliantly structured episode in which the main topics are "moves" (sexual & romantic), Kramer being the recipient of an "Assman" vanity license plate ...

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Then, when I was 17, I ran away from home and hopped a steamship

The Wig Master. Perhaps most famous as the episode in which Kramer briefly and mistakenly metamorphoses into a pimp and is arrested at the infamous Jiffy ...

I happen to dress based on mood. “The Trip, Pt 1” is

The Label Maker. Jerry has two tickets to The Super Bowl but can't make it because of The Drake's wedding. He gives them to Tim Watley.

The Dinner Party. The quartet, on their way to a dinner party, separate so that Jerry & Elaine can buy a cake and George & Kramer can buy a bottle of wine.

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Between the Superman refrigerator magnet,the Superman figurine on the shelf by Jerry's stereo, and the frequent spoken references, at least 80 or 90% of the ...

Because people like to say “salsa”.

The Pez Dispenser. This episode has so much going on but still manages to tie it all together beautifully and effortlessly with magnificent dialogue ...

It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply

Am I beautiful?

You wanna know what one of her favorite expressions is? “Happy, Pappy?

Let me start off by explaining to you the meaning of sitcom, a word that's grossly mis-used by many promos who claim their series to be a sitcom, ...

George, it's time for us to grow up…and be men. “The

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The Race. This is the one, baby. The best 20 minutes of TV I've ever seen, masterfully weaving into its awesome narrative three variations on the shade of ...

That's right, kids, long before Bryan Cranston was "Breaking Bad" he was Tim Watley. And don't you forget it.

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Yeah that's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them! It's

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... I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me they're thinking, that's why I'm not a heterosexual ...

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The Hamptons. "Seinfeld's" ode to the bedroom farce involves the gang and Jerry and George's lady friends traveling to the infamous Long Island getaway spot ...

This episode was insane 😆😆😂

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Doyle Suit--a more humble, a more generous writer, you'll never find.

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... the guy in the Harley Davidson ball cap that he'd call “The Marlboro Man” because he'd mix up his references) and they would win and then he would get ...

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Marcia Gaye--she writes memoir pieces, she writes romance, she writes poetry. (And everything she does she does well.)

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Let's just hope Larry sticks to what he knows for the remaining nine episodes. Based on the preview, we've got nothing to worry about.

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